I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
Yeah, surprised you made it on time this morning. Remarkable, considering 2 hours ago you were pretending to be talking window curtains.
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
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