he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
Little spoons don't ask big questions
Did you just see the Batmobile???
My mom asked me to donate my child hood stuffed animals to the poor then I realized I was hiding liquor behind them. I told her I was too attached to them. She understood. Wrong in so many ways.
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
I just need a text that says "put that food down bitch" and then maybe I'll lose water weight through tears
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
What did we do last night and why in the fuck were there carrots in my pocket?
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
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