I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
Article 1, law 1, section 1 of the apartment 25 party handbook: tarp will be purchased prior to any and all future parties. Aforementioned tarp will be placed on floor. Any and all sick patrons must relocate to tarp preceding the event of expulsion of bodily fluids. Failure to do so will result in ejection of guilty patron and banishment of the accused from succeeding party. All patrons must read and sign a copy before entry is granted.
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
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