You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
You were so drunk last night that you fell thru the bathroom door at the bar, ripping it off the hinges in the process. But, your birthday tiara stayed on thru the whole thing. I'd call it a succcessful evening. Happy birthday kiddo!
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