New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
Eating Doritos is not nearly as enjoyable when I'm not drunkenly feeding them to peacocks.
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
i out mim tonsoeep
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
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