8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
Some rando guy literally just put my shoes on and tied them for me because I'm drunk... Is this what it feels like to be a princess?
did you just send me my own nude
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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