I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
Eating an avocado like an apple while doing shots of fireball and watching finding nemo. I need to get my shit together.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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