How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
Just checked my missed calls... why did you call me 37 times from 2:14 to 3:58?
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
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