no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
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