Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
I looked at you and you stared at me dead in the eyes then sprayed febreze at your crotch and winked.
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
Randomize
