Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
The cab driver had me sign for the payment and I was like give me a second while I throw up right outside your door.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
A girl pulled up next to me at a stoplight just now, looked around for a second, and then changed her top, bra and all, before the light turned green. New. Hero.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
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