I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
Know anything about my roof collapsing last night?
Tequila.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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