I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
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