i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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