are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
I guess when the asshole said “I really miss you and want to get back together” he actually meant “I’m banging a Hooters girl behind your back.”
I hope she gives him gonorhea
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