Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Just spun two beer bottles and Placed them in my pockets perfect... I feel like the clint eastwood of drunks
i woke up with a grocery list signed by "the people who ate all your shit while you were passed out"
Woke up with puke in my bed and my pockets full of Tootsie Rolls.
Jealous.
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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