toast her oven
toast her strudel
inspect her gadget
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
You were screaming across the bar "BUYING US SHOTS ISN'T GOING TO MAKE US STRAIGHT, YA KNOW!!!!!!!!"
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
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