i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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