I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
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