No, you can still breathe under the balls.
Did you draw a mustache on my drivers license picture??
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
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