Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
that's how you measure success
By how bad my vagina hurts on a Tuesday morning while I'm trying to figure out how I got white girl wasted on a Monday?
This is a mass text. First one to reply gets head.
Before anyone claims this, this chick is in my boyfriend's phone as "Worst BJ EVER!"
Does that mean you're calling dibs or can I?
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
I think weed is turning my hair brown
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
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