our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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