yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
and I must say, you were very persuasive
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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