We need to start having sex underwater more often.
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
When you passed out on the kitchen counter she brushed and flossed your teeth, then carried/dragged you to bed. Why aren't you married?
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
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