i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
so im in the parking lot of taco bell eating a taco...and some girl just got out of a car and screamed at the top of her lungs "XANEX FOR SALE!!!!" i fucking love Hamilton.
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
My brother just woke up to see me on te couch dipping hamburger buns into pizza sauce. I'm beginning to question the life choices that led to this moment.
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
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