i just saw a man dusting the fake palm trees at the mall
...welcome to nebraska
Holy shit I just stopped short on route 18 because I thought my gps was saying I had to turn right in 11 feet. After almost hitting the guardrail I realized I had to turn in 11 miles.
Fuck I'm high.
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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