You work out of a Hotel?
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
when I forget a girls name in bed I ask her her middle name then tell her i'm gonna call her that from now on
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
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