Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
I got the number from the girl at uhaul even after she saw me throw up all over the parking lot with a 6 pack in my hands.
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
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