covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
so he was shitfaced and kept using sticky notes to label everything like "beer spill" and "going to fuck later"
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
Your babysitter texted, wants me to pay with weed. I don't know where to get any & don't want to. Will she take cigarettes instead? Or um, cash? Like a person?
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
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