I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
No more cocaine. I spent two hours in my bathroom convincing myself I was ugly. Is this what a period feels like?
You're the worst gay friend ever.
My dad found me naked curled up under a towel on the couch with a fucking tub of butter and a spoon. Ambien Mondays are dead
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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