I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
She always acts like she's doing me a favor with a hand job. I've been giving myself hand jobs for almost 20 years.
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
My vagina is officially offended.
She's better-looking with the mask on.
Randomize
