My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Guess what I'm doing tomorrow?
Becoming a productive member of society?
Sam. Come on.
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
You were such a shitshow...I was just standing in the kitchen eating my toaster strudel and you came in, whispered "you didn't see anything" and led him to the couch
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
I want a musical about memes.
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
Why is there a condom in my ukulele?
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
Randomize
