How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
Bro... You handed me an ice cube from your drink and said "tell me if it tastes like pickles".
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
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