Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
I woke up this morning and the search history on my phone says: "What is this castle in front of my house?"
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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