Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
Well douche your snatch and let's go!
Britney fell asleep on the couch in the foier, got up stripped then pissed on the floor. Then got dressed and went to sleep in it. Also downstairs toilet clogged. Not me. I will be gone by the time you get home from work. Have fun.
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
why is my underwear the only thing i was wearing that smells like vodka?
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
Randomize
