erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
I'm a fake celebrity on twitter. I need a life.
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
I just got a lap dance from a sexy cop in return for giving him his sunglasses back. I think this is going to be the beginning of a really great friendship
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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