In similar news, my cock is bigger than the plane that landed in the hudson.
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
i can't believe i had my finger in that
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
I need to be more functional. That doesn't mean I'm going to drink less, I just need to wake up and shit
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
This is why I can't take dates to shows... I've literally made out with everyone in this band. And two of the guys in the crowd. And the bartender.
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