State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
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