I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
So, i took all the condoms from his nightstand, not in the crazy ex way, but in the I paid for them way.
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
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