They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
Convincing a cop that you have diplomatic immunity is way harder in Dallas than in Serbia. And you get fined for attempted bribery.
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
Totally forgot I asked the cop for a theoretical fist bump and he still let me drive away
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
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