just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
Found your pants in the mailbox
What were my pants doing in the mailbox?
I don't know but there's postage on them
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
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