Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
The pickup line "You look exactly like my sister" would only work in Arkansas...SCORE!!
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
Whoever said drinking more helps a hangover didn't drink 96% of a fifth of whiskey last night. This is absurd.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
Hey guess what I got for Valentine's day? Debt and blue balls.
I said I wanted my dignity back. He brought my thong to me after sharpie-ing "dignity" on the front. I'm not sure if I should me mad or impressed.
I just had a librarian tell me that "wikipedia is like sex"
When he expanded on the analogy it actually made sense. "you're going to do it either way, so I'm just going to tell you how to do it safely."
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
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