You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
nothing like a call from your drunk grandpa at midnight on a wednesday to ask your parents if you're registered to vote...
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
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