I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
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