i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
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