if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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