as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
They installed a lotion dispenser in the bathroom at work... its like they want me to masturbate on the clock...
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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