If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
im returning my roomates shirt with a "i got laid in this" thank you note
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
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