On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
We ended up shitfaced at the house after the Super Bowl trying to get someone from Scientology on the phone.
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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