Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
I stared at his lazy eye for so long, he thought I had one too. Then we bonded over our lazy eyes. I had to fake one all night. My head is fucking killing me. NEVER pretend to have a lazy eye.
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
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