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Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
Seriously. My exes act like they own shares of my vagina.
Well, in their defense, they have invested a lot of time and money
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
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