We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
Yeah I'm buying him lunch right now because I shot him with the fire extinguisher last night
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
The Russian stripper asked if I like foreign girls. I told her I absolutely fucking hate accents. Most awkward 7 minutes ever
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
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