I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
Shark Week may as well be Shark Weed.
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
That's just a really flattering way of saying, "Yes, you're useless, but you have great tits."
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
Gay?
German.
Pity.
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
You need to stop showing people the things i drunk-text to you... i have a reputation to uphold here
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
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