so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
this is an emotional support booty call
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
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