Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
he changed my name in his contacts to "rick", so his mom wouldn't know he was texting me
He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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