We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
A gay dude just spanked me with a nicholas sparks novel and called me foxy. I'm putting this on my resume.
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
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